When I see questions on Ask.com and Yahoo answers about how people can become angels, I give my forehead a smack. I’m tired of smacking my forehead. It hurts. So let me just say that people cannot become angels and angels cannot become people. I know, it would make a sweet movie, but that’s just not how God designed things. Jesus says in
“That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.”
I can’t remember where I bought this Holy Bible alarm clock or I would tell you. I’ve had it for years. It makes me laugh out loud every time I use it. It opens backwards, like the Jewish Torah. I’m pretty sure it was made in China. When it goes off, it lights up and plays the “Hallelujah” chorus from Handel’s Messiah at full blast. This is the LOUDEST alarm clock I have ever owned. There is no way to turn it down. I use it when I absolutely, positively, must get up.
Holy Bible alarm clock opening like the Torah
Holy Bible alarm clock fully open with pictures of Jesus to inspire you to get up.