Christian Kitsch: Bible Alarm Clock

I can’t remember where I bought this Holy Bible alarm clock or I would tell you.  I’ve had it for years.  It makes me laugh out loud every time I use it.  It opens backwards, like the Jewish Torah.  I’m pretty sure it was made in China.  When it goes off, it lights up and plays the “Hallelujah” chorus from Handel’s Messiah at full blast.  This is the LOUDEST alarm clock I have ever owned.  There is no way to turn it down.  I use it when I absolutely, positively, must get up.

Jesus alarm clock opening like the Torah

Holy Bible alarm clock opening like the Torah

Holy Bible alarm clock fully open with pictures of Jesus to inspire you to get up.

Holy Bible alarm clock fully open with pictures of Jesus to inspire you to get up.

 

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2 thoughts on “Christian Kitsch: Bible Alarm Clock

  1. Josh

    Did you ever remember where you bought this alarm clock? I used to have one and it broke. I can’t find if anywhere! Help please!

    Reply
    1. Angelica Belle Post author

      Oh, bummer! Mine was a gift (about 15 years ago) and I’ve never seen one since. I know it was made in China, but that’s not going to help you much. If I come across another one, you’ll be the first to know.

      Reply

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